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Don The Con

by Pink Williams

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It's the end of the road for ol' Don The Con!

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In a Golf course down in Florida
he's sweatin' and bitin' his nails
Slumped down on the throne,
eyes glued to the phone,
shittin' bricks because he's
worried that he's goin' to jail!

On account of some shady accountin'
And a Stormy love affair
Don The Con is shakin'
like a leaf in the breeze
and he's runnin' out of money
for the dye for his hair

His daddy always told him
someday he’d rule the world!
Make a lotta money, get all the girls
Lie, cheat, and steal,
take whatever you can!
That's all you need to know
to be a businessman!

Now he’s cowerin' behind the curtains
And lookin' for the Feds on his lawn
It's time to reap what he sowed!
It's the end of the road
For that dirty old crook Don The Con!

Way back in the 1980s,
Donny hawked real estate
He made his fortune and fame
By slappin' his name
On a bunch of tacky buildings
in the Empire State

But Donny had a bit of a habit
of ripping of the workers he used
He’d hire a bunch of builders
and Contractors and crews,
and when they’d ask him for the pay
he owed, he always refused!




His daddy always told him
someday he’d rule the world!
Make a lotta money, get all the girls
Lie, cheat, and steal,
take whatever you can!
That's all you need to know
to be a businessman!

Now he’s beggin' for cash for court fees
And his bank account is overdrawn
It's time to reap what he sowed!
It's the end of the road
For that dirty old crook Don The Con!

When Donny started runnin' for office
It sorta seemed like a joke
Who'd vote for a man
with support from the Klan
who brags about his billions
but he's basically broke?

Just like every other thing
he's done in his life,
he cheated his way through the door
Then he spent four years
spreading anger and fear,
and he nearly knocked the nation
into nuclear war!

His daddy always told him
someday he’d rule the world!
Make a lotta money, get all the girls
Lie, cheat, and steal,
take whatever you can!
That's all you need to know
to be a businessman!

But now he's cloggin' up the pipes with papers
As he flushes his dreams down the John
It's time to reap what he sowed!
It's the end of the road
For that dirty ol' crook Don The Con!
It's time to reap what he sowed!
It's the end of the road
For that dirty ol' crook Don The Con!

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released June 13, 2023
Music and lyrics by Pink Williams
Recorded at Broken Country Records in Memphis, TN

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Pink Williams Memphis, Tennessee

I'm the Man in Pink.
I'm also a Country and Folk singer/songwriter in Memphis, Tennessee!
There's no place for racism, sexism, homophobia, or bigotry of any kind in the 21st century. My style may be retro, but my views sure as hell aren't. Power to the people! ... more

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