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Krampus Is Here!

by Pink Williams

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What better way to ring in the holiday season than with a time about Santa's ass-whoopn' German Cousin KRAMPUS!

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When the leaves on the trees
start to fall to the dirt
And the cold makes the tip of your nose
start to hurt
When the winter wind blows,
every good kid knows
To get a gift you gotta be as good as it goes
But the bad little kids are trembling in fear
Cuz they know that they’ve been naughty,
And now Krampus is here!

In the cold of December in the dead of night
He rises from Hell with a powerful might
If you’re good you get a treat or two
from Ol’ St. Nick
But if you’re naughty Krampus beats ya with a bundle of sticks
I think the choice between the two
is pretty dang clear,
I hope you chose wisely, cuz Krampus is here!

Half Goat, half Demon, standin’ 10 feet tall
You’ll never see him sittin’ in a shopping mall
The horns on his head are sharp as a knife
If you meet him, you’ll be lucky
if you leave with your life
He’s got somethin’ in his bag, but it ain’t Christmas Cheer,
Hide your head under the covers,
Cuz Krampus is here!

If you’ve been a little naughty,
he’s a-comin’ for you
He’ll beat your bottom with a branch
until it’s blackened and blue
Then he’ll toss you in his sack and sling you over his back
And then he'll take you back to hell for a midnight snack
Maybe you’ll behave a little better next year
So you won't wind up with a whuppin’ when
Krampus is here!

Half Goat, half Demon, standin’ 10 feet tall
You’ll never see him sittin’ in a shopping mall
The horns on his head are sharp as a knife
If you meet him, you’ll be lucky
if you leave with your life
He’s got somethin’ in his bag, but it ain’t Christmas Cheer,
Hide your head under the covers,
Cuz Krampus is here!
Hide your head under the covers,
Cuz Krampus is here!

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released December 5, 2022
Music & Lyrics by Pink Williams

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Pink Williams Memphis, Tennessee

I'm the Man in Pink.
I'm also a Country and Folk singer/songwriter in Memphis, Tennessee!
There's no place for racism, sexism, homophobia, or bigotry of any kind in the 21st century. My style may be retro, but my views sure as hell aren't. Power to the people! ... more

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